In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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