I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
of course. lets lasso hookers.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
so exactly how many freshman chicks did i tell to call me "the tripod"?
Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order
One of my preschool students told me today that it's not pollution that makes the water in lakes unclean. It's the hobos. I was absolutely speechless. And just so proud.
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I want to be your penis for a week.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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