Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
just witnessed some guy trade his friend $5 and a condom for his keys.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
What did he say?
NOTHING. GODDAMN HIM AND HIS MAGICAL PENIS!
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
Randomize
