Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
Is it bad that I had sex with another guy on my boyfriend's bed while he's out of town?
Just flip the mattress, it erases all
Done and done
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
he drank all my beer while i was at work and passed out on my couch, when i got home he was out cold and my room mates pig was licking him. they seemed peaceful, so i took 20 bucks from his wallet and left again.
I just spent 20 minutes in a Subway trying to take a candid photo of the doppleganger of the guy I lost my virginity to instead of eating. That's all the evidence I need that my life is on track.
I may have been mad at the Supreme Court/patriarchy and tried to hate fuck myself.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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