69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
i'm not sure when i reached "slam my own hand in the door" status but my half attached fingernail is not grateful.
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
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