Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Learn from me. Do not smoke cigs and fold laundry in your room. The cigarette will fall into the dresser without you noticing and your shirts will be on fire. Wanna go shopping tomorrow? I need some new shirts.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
I better make out with at least 3 princesses and 4 animals this weekend.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
We fucked while The Odyssey played in the background. Homer would be proud.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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