so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
i can feel the knowledge leaking out of my brain
replace it with alcohol - nature abhors a vacuum
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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