and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
I have 39 hot sauces from Chipotle
It's like earning obesity badges
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
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