So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
Don't judge me. It was less weird than it sounds when we were in the moment and it was his birthday
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
I tried to put the left over margartia in a box for you but they wouldn't let me
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
Randomize
