New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
I woke up this morning next to some guy. I was horrified, he woke up and said, "the white tiger strikes again!"
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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