DAMN! I hate it when i drunkenly erase all my "sent message" and wake up in the morning and my inbox is full of "WTF?" and "Huh?" messages.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
What the hell do you have that is more important than a GIANT WATER SLIDE?
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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