Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
Do you remember Kelly my alter personality? She talked like a man and would sing amazing grace?
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
you have a wonderful penis attached to someone I'm having a lot of problems with right now
Watching elf, eating a tub of ice cream, and coming to terms with the fact that I haven't had sex in 5 months. Happy fucking holidays.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
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