Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
I'm approaching homosexuality at an increasingly alarming rate with each break up.
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
We watched the first ever season of SNL and fucked for so long. He accidentally punched me in the face, but I mean, John Belushi was the background noise of our sex. I can deal with it.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
How naked do you want me to be?
Shame - the story of my life.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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