I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
I hope I take a shit on your face in your dreams tonight.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
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