singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
I'm going to need you to stop harassing my professor on Twitter when you're drunk.
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