Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I peed while puking? Even better
Yes you most deff did. Ultimate multi tasker you are
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
in other news i'm homewrecking via instagram
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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