my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Like I could never be a lawyer because I would just look like a porn star impersonation of a lawyer.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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