1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
If by any chance I go to the hospital make sure you stuff a pint in my pockets so I can keep up.
That's the girl I met who was peeing on the driveway with me. We bonded
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
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