And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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