I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
He fingered me while we both sang the fresh prince theme song.
Marry him
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
then he compared my vagina to a dishwasher. A DISHWASHER?!
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
i feel like the 7 eleven by your house knows our deepest, darkest secrets
I hate that you live in a gated community. I feel your guard judges me every time I go to your house at 3 am an leave at 5am
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
I'm a hopeless romantic with the sex drive of a married politician. IM DOOMED.
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
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