um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I understand Curling. That high.
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
Using the money underagers give me to buy this semesters books.. My mom would be so proud
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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