he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
I thought all girls wanted is to get a boner
you want to re-phrase that?
I knew my chances of getting laid had increased after she walked into my room and yelled "DICK TIME"
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
You'd think the neighbors would be used to grown men coming into my house drunk at 230 am.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Randomize
