Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
NO FUCKBOY SHALL PASS OPERATION #BITCHMODE HAS SUCCEEDED
I just threw up a strange neon green substance. Did I eat a glow stick last night?
His nipple licking is glorious
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