I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
He finally admitted that he was drunk when I asked him how he got the rug burn on his chin and he replied "the worm contest"
the day after is always just damage control
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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