The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
420 ftw
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
you realize you insisted on them having a dance off to korean music to determine who takes you home?
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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