I might come over and watch a movie but I can't spend the night. my parents would wonder where i was
you're 26.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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