no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
new years resolution, not be in jail at midnight for 3rd year in a row.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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