Hey dude. Went to the hospital. Call me when you get up
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
we are cloud gazing and there is one that looks like a giant baby riding a dolphin and smoking a joint
i wish there was a reasonable explanation for why this reminds me of you
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
the laptop wouldn't balance on his lap. that's how well endowed he is.
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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