i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
He asked me to coffee and I had no choice but to be honest. So naturally I told him that sobriety and monogomy are not two of my strong suits.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I maxed out my credit card last night on powdered donuts and beef jerky
I'm intrigued by how his mouth tasted the same as his dick.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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