The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I don't know whether I should be pissed that there's glitter in my bed or proud that there's semen in there too.
i think i will get a tattoo on my butt that says "im not bluffin with my muffin", but i guess if i was serious, i would get it above my c-section scar
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
All I want is to get shitfaced and fuck random strangers is that really to much to ask?
Randomize
