He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
Yea. The knew something was up when i told them i had to go pick up goat milk and and and a roasted chicken at 2 am
Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
If she says "This is how acid feels" one more time I'm never trip-sitting them again.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Randomize
