no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
If there's so much of a hint of a whisper from somebody I didn't tell personally, I will cut off your balls with a chainsaw, cauterize the wound with a flaming rusty spoon, feed your balls to your dog, and feed them to you when he shits them out, capiche?
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
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