Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
Just found out that I was singing john legend songs as I threw up last night. Quality.
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
Nick just found a baggie of 3 year old shrooms in his desk drawer and downed it all with cheap white wine. I am not on vomit duty tonight.
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
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