In line at the arbys drive thru on foot. Legendary.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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