Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
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