Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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