I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
There are 9 condoms on my bed either i met the greatest girl ever last night or something horrible has happened.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
I just realised I've never been sober in my apartment
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Come share oat with me in your robe
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Randomize
