Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
Things you are not allowed to do while im gone: sell cats on ebay, put cats in freezer again, shave cats like lions, dye cats pink/blue, try to light cats on fire to"wake them up from their nap" agian
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
I wore my Gollum shirt. It struck up a conversation AND got him staring at my boobs. That's a win-win.
I don't want my vagina anymore.
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
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