After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
You were just laying there on the air mattress watching spongebob with a knife. We tried to take it from you, but you insisted it was your emergency escape in case you started to float off.
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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