Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Just paid my credit card bill at the bar. This phone makes it so I never have to leave
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
He told me he was gonna go wash a trailer and somehow I ended up eating vodka fruit with children in a green bean field.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
He is married, and has a regrettably large penis. I need to find another one right away to get myself out of this mess.
How big does a penis have to be before it becomes regrettably so?
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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