Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
two pink lines on a pregnancy test is bad, isn't it?
only if you didn't want to fuck up your life.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
I think I'm going to go into my next therapy session with hot client with my fly down and when he tells me about it I'm going to say "how did that happen?!" and then porn music will start to play.
No worries I have vodka. Its always on time
listen i get youre a daddy dom but that doesnt give you a pass to make dad jokes
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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