omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
The most humiliating part was that I farted while he was tasing me.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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