Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
Thank you for leaving pool of vagina on my girlfriends carpet.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
Sorry I couldn't reference you in my facebook quote. I will redirect any likes and comments straight to my blowjob efforts this week.
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
And on the way out from Applebee's he tried to take the basket of toothpicks claiming he was using them as a tax write off. Last time I babysit my dad on thirsty Thursday.
Im too stoned for my mom to be picking up hitch hikers. Help.
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