Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
If Billy Mays did an infomercial on your dick, it still wouldn't get you laid.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
We knew it was an interesting night when we found my thong wrapped around a chocolate chip muffin in the fridge.
We just fucked each other sober. #goteam
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