i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Some guy just showed up at my door to return my bikini top. EXPLAIN NOW
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Well I just put wine in my tea
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
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