I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
just found out there is no tactful way to ask your girlfriend to wax her stache. no matter what a google search would have you believe.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
Thank you contacting dial-a-boner. Currently, our boner is on a run to service another client. You can either wait 2 hours for service, or share concurrent service with the current client.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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