Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Having to grow a landing strip to cover the bruises from pole dancing. Thanks for the birthday present, but next time, maybe just a gift card?
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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