She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Banned from zoo.
Again?
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
hey if my parents say thanks for the meatballs just go with it ill explain later
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