found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
Hey its the Filipino guy from last night. I just wanted to say sorry my friend bled all over your driveway. Great party though.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
we should drop off a car at the police station before going out tonight so we can drive home in the morning
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
We found him. He was passed out in a McDonalds booth with at least 6 big Mac wrappers. The employee said he kept yelling that he was in America and had the freedom to have big macs. Fucking Italians...
Grab some lube and condoms and you get a free shirt? College is weird
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
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