Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Just saw a squirrel crossing the road in a crosswalk..my morning has improved exponentially.
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You know what I'm hearing? Blah, blah, blah, I have pneumonia, blah, blah, blah, I'm a quitter. COME OVER AND PUT YOUR PENIS INSIDE ME.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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